{"id":9010436486,"title":"Average Joe The Mechanic Andy","handle":"average-joe-the-mechanic-andy","description":"\u003cp\u003eHi! I am Andy!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI may be the guy working on your car, but I am really thinking about all the things I could do if I got under your hood. But first, I would take you on the best date of your life...We hit the Go-Kart Speedway where I sit behind you and teach you how to use the stick shift. You hold onto my thighs as I show you how I handle the curves...We grab fast food at the hot dog stand and I wipe a drop of mustard off your cheek. When you cheeks are flushed from the adrenaline, I grab your face and kiss you. Long and slow..\u003cbr\u003eLET ME REV YOUR ENGINE!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Mechanic Andy has a 6 inches manhood that may fall a little short but he makes up for it with a solid and realistic girth. 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