"Thank you and please come again," pleasantly chimed the cashier as I collected my purchase and proceeded to leave the premise to make my way home. On the trip, I nervously clutched the little plastic bag and began to imagine the myriad of sensations that I might experience. Get a grip, I told myself before letting out a heavy sigh to relax.
An hour later, I was in my bedroom with the door locked securely, a pornographic video playing on the monitor of my computer and holding the tube of unsealed Gun Oil Stroke 29 in my palm. Without any further ado, I excitedly and swiftly removed my pants and briefs before applying a generous amount of the premium masturbation cream onto my stiff and fully-loaded gun. Then, I began my first stroke.
With each empowering stroke, the friction created by the action which combines with my rising body heat caused the texture of the cream to transform itself into something even silkier and frictionless, akin to that of an excellent oil-based lubricant. Yet, there is no need for me to re-apply. Stroke after stroke, stroke after stroke, I eventually forgot that I was using my hand and felt as though my partner is giving me the best blowjob ever known to mankind.
The moaning issued from my laptop became a mere inaudible background noise as my mind is utterly and helplessly preoccupied with the ecstatic pleasure of my unstoppable handjob. Suddenly, I felt my loins, butt, balls and perineum contracting tightly. With a loud satisfied groan, I shot an impressive amount of ammunition from my well-oiled and serviced weapon. And I must say, the bullets came out strong and travelled far. Whether I made it to the 29th stroke is of little consequence. What matters was that I needed to clean up the casualties.
Not for use with latex condoms.
Does not contain spermicide.
Product Features:
- Odourless
- Initial creamy texture
- After subjected to friction and heat, the texture transforms into an oily feel
- An excellent cream for masturbation via handjob
Product Details:
- Colour: White
100ml - Weight (Include Container): 100 g (3.6 oz)
- Volume (Product): 100 ml (3.3 fl oz)
- Height (Product): 153 mm (6.03")
- Width (Product): 63 mm (2.48")
- Thickness (Product): 33 mm (1.3")
- 178ml
- Volume : 178 ml (6 fl oz)
- Weight (Include Bottle): 222 g (7.82 oz)
- Height (Package): 70 mm (2.75")
- Width (Package): 70 mm (2.75")
Ingredients
Water, Octyl Palmitate, Prusnus Amygdalus, Dulcis (Sweet Almond) Oil, Emulsifying Wax, Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract, Cetyl Alcohol, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin B), Propylene Glycol, Glycerin, Methyl Paraben, Propyl Paraben, Carbomer, Diazolidinyl Urea, Triethanolamine
Reviews
I got this as a gift for my husband, and he simply and absolutely loves it! It makes jerking off a truly sensual experience. It is great to use it on my husband and to get him rock hard, then slide him inside me. I had my husband moaning sound and exclaiming words I would never heard before.
He said as far as stroking, this is the best thing next to a women juices. So now, we use it very often to add to our fun moments!
Simply amazing masturbation cream.
- Submitted by Keitha Rosalba
I have tried many different types of masturbation cream. Stroke 29 is the best and add some healthy nutrients to the penis skins surface at the same time. It lasts a really long time without having to re-apply. It is very creamy, not too slick, giving the right resistance and sensation for masturbation.
This is the most fantastic stuff I have ever used to jack off. You would not regret buying this!
- Submitted by Fredrick Mcgee
This is a genuine luxury masturbation cream. It will be a quality moment for you to relax and reward yourself by using this luxury masturbation cream. Everytime I use it, it lasts longer, stronger erection each time. Now, it takes me more than 29 strokes to jerk off.
It stays slick and lets me concentrate on stimulating myself without need to reapply at all. It does not dry out and its constancy provides a very wonderful sensation. I have used this for 1 year and I will not switch to other brands.
It is the best masturbation cream I have ever found.
- Submitted by Anonymous
I have tried numerous products after years of self joy, and nothing feels as good as this. It takes me about 10 strokes to get it to change from a thick cream to a slippery lube, and feels wetter and hotter as you continue.
This is a must for every man regardless whether he is single, or married. I enjoy masturbating more since I started using this Stroke 29 and I also get better acquainted with my tool by using this.
They should use this stuff at sperm banks.
- Submitted by Captain Luke
Inhouse Scrutiny
Gun Oil would like to once again remind users to jack off responsibly. Please.
Pros
It really does not matter whether you can make, it to the 29th stroke. What matters is the satisfaction of firing your weapon (automatic machine gun, sniper rifle or bazooka), right?
The sensation and result are too awesome to describe. Buy, try and experience the pros yourself.
Cons
Nil.
Eugene Woon (U4Ria`s Appraiser)